Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Friday, January 4, 2013
Pondering Christian Ponder
On Sat Jan 5th 2013 the Minnesota Vikings will face the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field in an NFL playoff game. Regardless of what happens in this game, I think the Minnesota's quarterback Christian Ponder is terrible and his only redeeming quality is that his abundance of mediocrity is what keeps his team from being good.
I had an idea when I was walking to work this morning and so I when I sat down, I wrote this:
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It's Sat night, January, cold, and it's loud. This is the playoffs. This is what he's worked hard for years to get to. Millions dream of this moment. Thousands aspire to reach this level. A few hundred have actually made it this far. Significantly fewer can say they've made it to a playoff game. This is it. Division rival. All or nothing. Play big or don't play at all. Friday night football nights are a long ways away from tonight. No previous experiences in college or even high school could prepare him for this moment.
It's fourth and goal. Fingers are numb. All eyes are on him. The aches of that last big hit are starting to set in. Gotta push that aside. The team needs him to play as though he's worthy of being in this position. Ignore the naysayers. He has to forget the past. The present is all that matters. Forget the last time he was literally in this same spot months ago. All of that doesn't matter. This is it. The moment has arrived. He clears his mind and takes a deep breath. One lingering thought creeps into his mind as he experiences this moment in history:
I had an idea when I was walking to work this morning and so I when I sat down, I wrote this:
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It's Sat night, January, cold, and it's loud. This is the playoffs. This is what he's worked hard for years to get to. Millions dream of this moment. Thousands aspire to reach this level. A few hundred have actually made it this far. Significantly fewer can say they've made it to a playoff game. This is it. Division rival. All or nothing. Play big or don't play at all. Friday night football nights are a long ways away from tonight. No previous experiences in college or even high school could prepare him for this moment.
It's fourth and goal. Fingers are numb. All eyes are on him. The aches of that last big hit are starting to set in. Gotta push that aside. The team needs him to play as though he's worthy of being in this position. Ignore the naysayers. He has to forget the past. The present is all that matters. Forget the last time he was literally in this same spot months ago. All of that doesn't matter. This is it. The moment has arrived. He clears his mind and takes a deep breath. One lingering thought creeps into his mind as he experiences this moment in history:
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Trump offers $5 Million
... For Obama's college records!
Don't say this isn't for publicity because it is. It's shit like this that kept Trump from running for president. It's easier to sit on the sideline and lob a hand full of mud whenever it suits you knowing that your target can't fight every single person that is opposing them. This isn't about finding out "answers that Americans want to know". This is about pressing your own agenda. Why else wait until after all debating is over and elections are 2 weeks out?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly what happens when the rich opt to be political. With this one outburst, issues which were long laid to rest and forgotten are back at the forefront. Apparently it's more important to nit pick over a piece of paper saying I WAS BORN IN THE U-S-OF-A after years of no one questioning, than it is to focus on real issues.
Even if the college records come back clean and prove that Obama enrolled as a citizen (which people will continue to doubt), all it takes is one course in his transcripts to be a public relations disaster. Guess what. I took a class about Nazi Germany. A lot of people took that class. I can safely say that hundreds of people took that class with the same teacher while it was offered at my university. One of my TA's was a self described "Sovietologist". STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES BECAUSE I MUST BE A SOCIALIST! One class. That's all i took. I got a "B" in the class. Does that make me a "pinko" or a "skinhead"?
This blood lust for a witch hunt must stop in American politics. We're tearing ourselves apart and no one sees it. The polarization between both sides will tear the country apart. I/we live in a world where politically it's now either or but never both. Either you're for the war in Iraq or you hate all troops. You can't be for the troops but against their current mission.
Record amounts of money is being spent on campaigns by anonymous donors. Donors who we have no idea what their ultimate agenda is. How much of this money is foreign? How much money are hostile countries dumping into both sides of the campaign to escalate the tensions and throw more gas on what will be a glorious bonfire?
What happened to the buzz phrase "create jobs"? Think about how much that $5 million that trump is offering would help a couple of businesses RETAIN JOBS. How much would that help the Mexican government in their fight against the cartels that have turned the Southern border into a quasi war zone? How much would that help rebels in Syria because lord knows the US needs another ally in the region after Israel gets vaporized?
What makes me the most sick is that I read the articles surrounding this stunt and i actually wasted my time thinking and writing about it which in turn feeds the fire. If we all ignore people like Trump and the Kardashians, much like a bad fart, they'll eventually go away into the realm of mediocrity.
Don't say this isn't for publicity because it is. It's shit like this that kept Trump from running for president. It's easier to sit on the sideline and lob a hand full of mud whenever it suits you knowing that your target can't fight every single person that is opposing them. This isn't about finding out "answers that Americans want to know". This is about pressing your own agenda. Why else wait until after all debating is over and elections are 2 weeks out?
Ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly what happens when the rich opt to be political. With this one outburst, issues which were long laid to rest and forgotten are back at the forefront. Apparently it's more important to nit pick over a piece of paper saying I WAS BORN IN THE U-S-OF-A after years of no one questioning, than it is to focus on real issues.
Even if the college records come back clean and prove that Obama enrolled as a citizen (which people will continue to doubt), all it takes is one course in his transcripts to be a public relations disaster. Guess what. I took a class about Nazi Germany. A lot of people took that class. I can safely say that hundreds of people took that class with the same teacher while it was offered at my university. One of my TA's was a self described "Sovietologist". STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES BECAUSE I MUST BE A SOCIALIST! One class. That's all i took. I got a "B" in the class. Does that make me a "pinko" or a "skinhead"?
This blood lust for a witch hunt must stop in American politics. We're tearing ourselves apart and no one sees it. The polarization between both sides will tear the country apart. I/we live in a world where politically it's now either or but never both. Either you're for the war in Iraq or you hate all troops. You can't be for the troops but against their current mission.
Record amounts of money is being spent on campaigns by anonymous donors. Donors who we have no idea what their ultimate agenda is. How much of this money is foreign? How much money are hostile countries dumping into both sides of the campaign to escalate the tensions and throw more gas on what will be a glorious bonfire?
What happened to the buzz phrase "create jobs"? Think about how much that $5 million that trump is offering would help a couple of businesses RETAIN JOBS. How much would that help the Mexican government in their fight against the cartels that have turned the Southern border into a quasi war zone? How much would that help rebels in Syria because lord knows the US needs another ally in the region after Israel gets vaporized?
What makes me the most sick is that I read the articles surrounding this stunt and i actually wasted my time thinking and writing about it which in turn feeds the fire. If we all ignore people like Trump and the Kardashians, much like a bad fart, they'll eventually go away into the realm of mediocrity.
Monday, July 18, 2011
I have to pee
I have to pee. Seriously. I really need to go.
In the past couple of weeks I've started on a quest of self improvement when it comes to my diet. I still drink like a fish and will eat the hell out of some chicken wingz. I've always believed that you can eat anything you want as long as it's in moderation. As part of this attempted lifestyle change I began to record what i ate. Not getting overly granular and recording portion sizes and quantity etc. Just more or less making notes. I try to keep track of how many Dew's I have but beyond that I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out if i had a two servings of cookies vs three based on what the package said. I'll worry about portion sizes another day...
I was inspired to do something like this because of something I heard on NPR a couple of weeks ago. The topic was childhood obesity and I hope you'll forgive me for not remembering too many of the details of the show. The nutritionist on the program said the first step she had parents do before bringing their children in was to record what they ate for two weeks. The parents were in denial that they and their kids ate so poorly but there it was in black and white. Attempts were made to rationalize why the kids ate hot dogs and mac n cheese every night for a week. Most parents genuinely believe their kids eat better than they really do. Kids don't like their veggies which is no shocker. The parents being referenced in this show were amazed at just how badly they were feeding their kids.
This got me thinking. I don't think i eat THAT badly. I like my veggies. I know i buy them when i go shopping. I know i like to eat them when i go out. In fact I ate veggies... last night...errr... lunch the day before... err... shit I can't remember now!
I began recording my consumption last week and I'm very much not proud of what I'm reading when i look at it. I didn't realize how little water I've been consuming recently and it's summer when I should be consuming more!
The first lifestyle change so far isn't too drastic and gradual. I bring a bottle of frozen water to work every day and keep filling it up through out the day so it stays cold. Bottle is appx 16 oz and on Fri I estimate I had over four bottles (only recorded four because I'm not trying to cheat myself here). My bladder went into overdrive!!! Every time i turned around I had to go to the bathroom again.
A friend of mine gave me a piece of advice when it comes to increasing water consumption. Always take your bottle with you whenever you go somewhere. It's easier to sip then as you're going somewhere whether it's at work or out in public. I only like water when it's very cold so i purposely have a smaller bottle. This means it won't get warm too fast. Also means i get through it quicker (nice morale boost). Every time I have to go pee now I bring the bottle with me to fill up on my return back to my desk.
Aside from the constant flushing, am I noticing an effect yet after increasing the water intake in the past week? I can't pinpoint anything one way or another yet so i can't answer this question yet. What's most important for me is that I'm becoming more aware. I don't call this a diet. I call this a lifestyle improvement. As i said before, I still drink like a fish and will tear up some chicken wings if given the opportunity to. I'm not looking to change my entire lifestyle. Just looking to tweak things a bit.
No joking... I have to pee again...
In the past couple of weeks I've started on a quest of self improvement when it comes to my diet. I still drink like a fish and will eat the hell out of some chicken wingz. I've always believed that you can eat anything you want as long as it's in moderation. As part of this attempted lifestyle change I began to record what i ate. Not getting overly granular and recording portion sizes and quantity etc. Just more or less making notes. I try to keep track of how many Dew's I have but beyond that I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out if i had a two servings of cookies vs three based on what the package said. I'll worry about portion sizes another day...
I was inspired to do something like this because of something I heard on NPR a couple of weeks ago. The topic was childhood obesity and I hope you'll forgive me for not remembering too many of the details of the show. The nutritionist on the program said the first step she had parents do before bringing their children in was to record what they ate for two weeks. The parents were in denial that they and their kids ate so poorly but there it was in black and white. Attempts were made to rationalize why the kids ate hot dogs and mac n cheese every night for a week. Most parents genuinely believe their kids eat better than they really do. Kids don't like their veggies which is no shocker. The parents being referenced in this show were amazed at just how badly they were feeding their kids.
This got me thinking. I don't think i eat THAT badly. I like my veggies. I know i buy them when i go shopping. I know i like to eat them when i go out. In fact I ate veggies... last night...errr... lunch the day before... err... shit I can't remember now!
I began recording my consumption last week and I'm very much not proud of what I'm reading when i look at it. I didn't realize how little water I've been consuming recently and it's summer when I should be consuming more!
The first lifestyle change so far isn't too drastic and gradual. I bring a bottle of frozen water to work every day and keep filling it up through out the day so it stays cold. Bottle is appx 16 oz and on Fri I estimate I had over four bottles (only recorded four because I'm not trying to cheat myself here). My bladder went into overdrive!!! Every time i turned around I had to go to the bathroom again.
A friend of mine gave me a piece of advice when it comes to increasing water consumption. Always take your bottle with you whenever you go somewhere. It's easier to sip then as you're going somewhere whether it's at work or out in public. I only like water when it's very cold so i purposely have a smaller bottle. This means it won't get warm too fast. Also means i get through it quicker (nice morale boost). Every time I have to go pee now I bring the bottle with me to fill up on my return back to my desk.
Aside from the constant flushing, am I noticing an effect yet after increasing the water intake in the past week? I can't pinpoint anything one way or another yet so i can't answer this question yet. What's most important for me is that I'm becoming more aware. I don't call this a diet. I call this a lifestyle improvement. As i said before, I still drink like a fish and will tear up some chicken wings if given the opportunity to. I'm not looking to change my entire lifestyle. Just looking to tweak things a bit.
No joking... I have to pee again...
Monday, June 27, 2011
Patching Adobe
(rant)
Dear Adobe:
I hate you. I hate your face. I hate your retarded patching system. Why oh why can you not be less of a PITA? Because people pay for your products, does this mean you're supposed to be a d-bag and make it even harder to patch your software? People are getting slammed by Adobe exploits not because of the hackerz but because your patching from an admin perspective is as retarded as your face.
(example)
Administrative deployment
Administration Installation Point (AIP) deployments must not apply a quarterly update AIP in which a security update was the most recently applied update. Because a quarterly update includes the changes implemented in all recent security updates, the quarterly update forcibly bypasses those updates entirely. To deploy a quarterly update from an AIP, create a AIP which includes only quarterly updates as follows:
Acceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.4.5 (Quarterly)
Acceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.4.3 (Security) -> 9.4.4 (Security)
Unacceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.1
(Security) -> 9.4.2 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.3 (Security) -> 9.4.4
(Security) -> 9.4.5 (Quarterly)
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So what this is saying is that to go from 9.4.3 to the latest which is 9.4.5, I have to go back to 9.4.2 and apply the update to 9.4.5 thus bypassing 3 & 4 because i assume they're all built into 5. Wish i'd known this before i put a dent in my wall on fri last week trying to figure out why 9.4.5 wasn't applying to 9.4.4.
In closing, I hate you. You're dumb. No one likes you for anything but your money. You uniqueness is not quirky but annoying. You have products like Photoshop which are meant to make things look better by cheating reality but the fact is that you need to Photoshop your face because it's still dumb and i still hate it.
Sincerely,
Someone Too Sober.
-----EDIT-----
Patching Adobe with Administrative Install Points (AIP's) is starting to make more sense. What bothers me is that you need to apply patches to the quarterly releases and not just the previous version number. Theoretically you would work with a much lower version number in order to install the latest patch. It makes sense somewhat now that I've had time to think about it. Security patches are applied to fix something and then they tend to cause another hole which in turn needs to be patched. We've seen Microsoft do this for years and so it shouldn't be much of a surprise. There's very much a learning curve in all of this and trying to get used to how they do things. My advice is to note what is in italics above and that will help you start understanding it.
Here are a few links that I have been using as a guide as I've worked on these Adobe updates:
http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/888/cpsid_88814.html
http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/498/cpsid_49880.html
http://www.adobe.com/downloads/updates/
http://community.spiceworks.com/how_to/show/479
The last link has actually been a huge help for me! I'd also like to note that the Adobe customization wizard is actually pretty nice too. I had to use it the other day when I had to rebuild the install.msi file and got a chance to see first hand how powerful it can be. Want to suppress the customary reboot at the end of install? No problem. Hide the EULA so this can be an unattended install? Done. Pesky icons on the desktop that no one uses? Not a problem.
In closing, I'm still mad at Adobe. Perhaps if it will buy me dinner while it tries to make up for the stress it gave me I'll forgive it but i seriously doubt that it will. For better or worse, I'm stuck with it as long as I'm in my current position.
Dear Adobe:
I hate you. I hate your face. I hate your retarded patching system. Why oh why can you not be less of a PITA? Because people pay for your products, does this mean you're supposed to be a d-bag and make it even harder to patch your software? People are getting slammed by Adobe exploits not because of the hackerz but because your patching from an admin perspective is as retarded as your face.
(example)
Administrative deployment
Administration Installation Point (AIP) deployments must not apply a quarterly update AIP in which a security update was the most recently applied update. Because a quarterly update includes the changes implemented in all recent security updates, the quarterly update forcibly bypasses those updates entirely. To deploy a quarterly update from an AIP, create a AIP which includes only quarterly updates as follows:
Acceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.4.5 (Quarterly)
Acceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.4.3 (Security) -> 9.4.4 (Security)
Unacceptable: Acrobat 9.0.0 -> 9.1.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.1.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.2.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.3.2
(Quarterly) -> 9.3.3 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.0 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.1
(Security) -> 9.4.2 (Quarterly) -> 9.4.3 (Security) -> 9.4.4
(Security) -> 9.4.5 (Quarterly)
----
So what this is saying is that to go from 9.4.3 to the latest which is 9.4.5, I have to go back to 9.4.2 and apply the update to 9.4.5 thus bypassing 3 & 4 because i assume they're all built into 5. Wish i'd known this before i put a dent in my wall on fri last week trying to figure out why 9.4.5 wasn't applying to 9.4.4.
In closing, I hate you. You're dumb. No one likes you for anything but your money. You uniqueness is not quirky but annoying. You have products like Photoshop which are meant to make things look better by cheating reality but the fact is that you need to Photoshop your face because it's still dumb and i still hate it.
Sincerely,
Someone Too Sober.
-----EDIT-----
Patching Adobe with Administrative Install Points (AIP's) is starting to make more sense. What bothers me is that you need to apply patches to the quarterly releases and not just the previous version number. Theoretically you would work with a much lower version number in order to install the latest patch. It makes sense somewhat now that I've had time to think about it. Security patches are applied to fix something and then they tend to cause another hole which in turn needs to be patched. We've seen Microsoft do this for years and so it shouldn't be much of a surprise. There's very much a learning curve in all of this and trying to get used to how they do things. My advice is to note what is in italics above and that will help you start understanding it.
Here are a few links that I have been using as a guide as I've worked on these Adobe updates:
http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/888/cpsid_88814.html
http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/498/cpsid_49880.html
http://www.adobe.com/downloads/updates/
http://community.spiceworks.com/how_to/show/479
The last link has actually been a huge help for me! I'd also like to note that the Adobe customization wizard is actually pretty nice too. I had to use it the other day when I had to rebuild the install.msi file and got a chance to see first hand how powerful it can be. Want to suppress the customary reboot at the end of install? No problem. Hide the EULA so this can be an unattended install? Done. Pesky icons on the desktop that no one uses? Not a problem.
In closing, I'm still mad at Adobe. Perhaps if it will buy me dinner while it tries to make up for the stress it gave me I'll forgive it but i seriously doubt that it will. For better or worse, I'm stuck with it as long as I'm in my current position.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Response to Facebook status - Florida drug testing welfare applicants
(ORIGINAL POST)
Florida is the first state that will require drug testing when applying for welfare (effective July 1st)! Some people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional? Yet it's okay that every working person has to pass a drug test in order to support those on welfare?
Re-post if you agree!!!
Re-post if you agree!!!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Racing Through Life
When did life become a race? It seems as though I missed the memo that I am supposed to be like my peers and running around under a self imposed deadline to accomplish 'goals'. Mainstream media tries to tell us that 40 is the new 30. At the same time I look around and see people treating 30 as the new 50. Some are striving to be older than advertised in the hopes of using their false maturity as leverage to advance their agenda of being perceived as 'older and more stable' for both personal and professional purposes.
I am viewed as a 'failure' by a lot of people (both friends and family). They won't come right out and say it but this is how I am viewed. I'm viewed as such because I didn't buy into their notion that I'm supposed to have a two car garage by now with a matching family and a Weber grill that will make me the envy of the neighborhood. I have next to nothing set aside for retirement because i opted to quit a shitty job 10 years ago and go back to school in order to better myself. I did not pursue a field of study that would have easily enabled this mythical dream world to happen. I chose to study what interested me which lead to my growing mentally and emotionally as a human being as opposed to a more acceptable worker drone.
Now I'm looked down upon because I'm 'behind the curve' in terms of accumulation of the 'goals' that my peers are racing towards. My maturity is quietly questioned by those that know me socially. My stability is questioned by both prospective employers and casual acquaintances. I'm chasing a different dream than what others are chasing and for that I am an oddity. You're more than welcome to look down upon me now but please don't call me when you're suffering from a midlife crisis after you realize you have attained all of these milestones that you raced towards and realized that you're stressed about keeping up the charade.
There must be something wrong with this individual who dared to quit their job when buying a new car was within his grasp. There's clearly something wrong with someone who walked away from a job with benefits all to risk being penniless.
Them: What would your ideal job be right now if you could do anything?
Me: A gardener.
Them: Ahh… Agriculture.
Me: No. Just a gardener.
Them: That's it?
Me: Yes.
Clearly there's something wrong with this one. We should be sure to distance ourselves from him for fear of the unknown that he brings.
I think the reason why I'm refusing to run this race that I see others caught up in is because the finish line should not be the ultimate goal. The journey is more important to me than the destination. It's the experiences in this journey that make us who we are and give us the knowledge to pass on to the next generation with the hopes of not repeating our mistakes. Age comes in time. I'll get there when I get there. In the meantime there's absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying where you are chronologically. I accept my branding as a 'failure' by those that don't understand this because i sleep soundly every night perfectly content with who i am.
See ya at the finish line...
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Slowing Down
I have no job. I quit my job a month ago because i was burnt out, strung out, wiped out, and mentally drained. I have no regrets. The end.
Life has slowed down for me these days. There is some pretty annoying construction that i have to deal with whenever i want to go anywhere on the freeway. I see people swerving in and out of lanes while jockeying for a better spot only to come to a halt again. I am the asshole who goes slower when there's a growing gap between myself and the cars ahead of me. No point in rushing when we're going to slam on our brakes after this bend and cause even more panic breaking. I coast at a leisure pace through it all and pull up alongside of those that passed me earlier and keep on coasting through. Barely tapping the brakes. The traffic doesn't bother me because i know it's there, there's no way to avoid it, and I'm in no rush.
Approximately 10 minutes north of me and through a couple of suburbs is where a friend of mine lives. Gas is hovering around $4/gallon and i have only my savings. I walk there. It takes approximately 50 minutes one way to walk there at a steady pace. The walk is calming. Never realized some of the little things I see on stretches of road I've gone down all of my life. Never realized that some boring looking apartment complex with dark red bricks and very bright white trim has an indoor pool. I forgot that my feet can actually be tender and my legs can be slightly sore from walking that much.
According to the calendar the season is supposed to be spring. On occasion the weather actually resembles that.
I've found myself being more polite than usual when out in public. Letting people cut in line at the grocery store. Holding the door for someone who is more than 2 steps behind me and more like 10 steps behind. I've got time and I'm in no rush.
As i reflect more and more i feel as though i recently woke up from a long sleep. I feel as though i dreamt the past couple of years of my life while not knowing when exactly it was that i slipped off into this dream world. The fog is lifting day by day. I don't know who i am anymore but I'm liking where this is going. Income is a looming concern of mine but I'm fighting constantly with it to keep it very much a secondary concern.
I have no job. I quit my job a month ago because i was burnt out, strung out, wiped out, and emotionally drained. I refuse to allow myself to have any regrets. This is the beginning.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Went for a walk
Tonight i went for a walk. I had an errand to run. It was cold and snowing lightly. I walked. It would have been more comfortable to drive. I walked instead. Bundled up a bit and was only cold for the first block and then i got acclimated to it.
What's the big deal about taking a brief walk in 20 degree weather? It's that i realized how much i miss simple things like that these days. It's that a lot of people would opt to drive that distance these days. It's that the weather is considered too cold for humans to leave their caves to trek out briefly into the wild these days for fear of a polar bear attacking them behind Jimmy Johns.
Some would label this as being "green" since i didn't drive. Some would say that i'm being old fashioned for walking when it's more efficient to drive. Some would even say that i was trying to be "healthy" since i'm over weight and it's time for new years resolutions and all of that jazz.
I walked because i enjoy it. No ulterior motives. No external influences. I did it because i enjoy it. I suppose that makes me a bad person because i wasn't doing something for the greater good. Fuck the greater good. I did it because i like it and that's that.
Some days i truly enjoy being me. :)
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Gardening in Havana
Original article here.
Here we sit in the midst of a recession with the economy in the toilet, unemployment is up drastically, and yet we're obese. Food prices are going up, money is tight, and yet we less and less self sufficient as a country.
After reading about the farming that's going on in Cuba I realized that's exactly what we need. It just makes sense economically, socially, and physiologically.
Why would you not produce goods like produce where the consumers are? Transportation costs would be negligible, need for storage would be eliminated, and convenience for consumers would be unparalleled. People could buy the tomatoes, carrots, and lettuce needed for a salad right there on their lunch break rather than trekking the same distance to 'Burger World' and spending the same amount for inferior quality foods that have been soaked in chemicals using very Scotched Earth tactics. What's this? A good quality product for the same price as its mass produced competition? This must be a mistake!
Large scale growing and production within a major metropolitan area would also be a means to jump start the local economy. Active and consistent commerce tends to bring other commerce and we need only look at malls with their anchor stores to see this holds true. Local labor who is out of work would have an opportunity to be participants again in the economy whether they're laborers, growers, or sellers. Whatever their 'job', they would have some form of income which enables them to be consumers rather than a leech on the system. Even if they make $20/day, that's $20 less that they need to borrow or be given and more importantly it's EARNED.
The social effects of what is going on in Havana can't be comprehended by outsiders. Concepts like pride, hope for former unemployed workers, and aesthetics are all intangibles that can't be measured (yet somehow are major factors). Pockets of green like parks are already on the decline in most major metropolitan cities. These are pockets of green that not only produce marketable goods but cut back on air pollution in addition to their aesthetic value. The notion of eating something that was grown right near your employer can't be measured and yet will make most people smile.
Access to fresh produce can only have positive effects on peoples diets. Even if they just use that fresh tomato on their grease burger, it has more nutritional value than anything highly processed and mass farmed using heavy amounts of chemicals. Tomatoes are red, not pink. Look at a homegrown one next to one from the store. Case closed.
What strikes me the deepest about Havana is that they learned a lesson the hard way that we are blinded to.
Havana has almost 200 urban allotments - known as organiponicos - providing four million tonnes of vegetables every year - helping the country to become 90% self-sufficient in fruit and vegetables.
How is this a bad thing? A country that is 90% self sufficient in fruit and vegetables can weather economic crisis better as Havana is showing us. They're eliminating dependencies on foreign oil which means their country won't hit the panic button when Gas hits $4+ per gallon like it did in the US during the summer of 2008. The more self sufficient you are, the better you can cope with problems that arise.
Here we sit in the midst of a recession with the economy in the toilet, unemployment is up drastically, and yet we're obese. Food prices are going up, money is tight, and yet we less and less self sufficient as a country.
After reading about the farming that's going on in Cuba I realized that's exactly what we need. It just makes sense economically, socially, and physiologically.
Why would you not produce goods like produce where the consumers are? Transportation costs would be negligible, need for storage would be eliminated, and convenience for consumers would be unparalleled. People could buy the tomatoes, carrots, and lettuce needed for a salad right there on their lunch break rather than trekking the same distance to 'Burger World' and spending the same amount for inferior quality foods that have been soaked in chemicals using very Scotched Earth tactics. What's this? A good quality product for the same price as its mass produced competition? This must be a mistake!
Large scale growing and production within a major metropolitan area would also be a means to jump start the local economy. Active and consistent commerce tends to bring other commerce and we need only look at malls with their anchor stores to see this holds true. Local labor who is out of work would have an opportunity to be participants again in the economy whether they're laborers, growers, or sellers. Whatever their 'job', they would have some form of income which enables them to be consumers rather than a leech on the system. Even if they make $20/day, that's $20 less that they need to borrow or be given and more importantly it's EARNED.
The social effects of what is going on in Havana can't be comprehended by outsiders. Concepts like pride, hope for former unemployed workers, and aesthetics are all intangibles that can't be measured (yet somehow are major factors). Pockets of green like parks are already on the decline in most major metropolitan cities. These are pockets of green that not only produce marketable goods but cut back on air pollution in addition to their aesthetic value. The notion of eating something that was grown right near your employer can't be measured and yet will make most people smile.
Access to fresh produce can only have positive effects on peoples diets. Even if they just use that fresh tomato on their grease burger, it has more nutritional value than anything highly processed and mass farmed using heavy amounts of chemicals. Tomatoes are red, not pink. Look at a homegrown one next to one from the store. Case closed.
What strikes me the deepest about Havana is that they learned a lesson the hard way that we are blinded to.
Havana has almost 200 urban allotments - known as organiponicos - providing four million tonnes of vegetables every year - helping the country to become 90% self-sufficient in fruit and vegetables.
How is this a bad thing? A country that is 90% self sufficient in fruit and vegetables can weather economic crisis better as Havana is showing us. They're eliminating dependencies on foreign oil which means their country won't hit the panic button when Gas hits $4+ per gallon like it did in the US during the summer of 2008. The more self sufficient you are, the better you can cope with problems that arise.
As well as marigolds, basil and neem trees are planted around the containers to keep the aphids and beetles at bay. Sunflowers and corn are also planted around the beds to attract beneficial insects such as ladybirds and lace wings. Sticky paper or plastic funnel-shaped bottles are positioned throughout the beds to trap harmful pests that do get into the garden.
And the methods work. Lettuce, tomatoes, peppers, squash, sweet potatoes, spinach, herbs and many other crops are grown in huge quantities and sold cheaply. Mangoes are 2 pence (3 US cents) a pound. Black beans 15p (25 cents) and plantain, just 12p (20 cents).
What's this? A good quality product for the same price as its mass produced competition? This must be a mistake!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
happy memorial day
...Yes i actually had someone say this to me this past weekend...
Memorial day in the US is allegedly about remembering both veterans and those who have left the Earth before us. Somewhere along the line, it's original intention has taken a back seat to the overwhelming majority of people who view it as a 3 day weekend to either vacation or to party. How hard is it to take a few minutes out of your 3 day weekend to remember it's focus? Seriously.
I worked all weekend. I am directly responsible for a lot of burgers and a lot of steaks being sold to those that were going to celebrate their extended weekend away from work. Since i had to work on the holiday (monday) i asked for (and got) a shorter day. Everyone at work seemed to pause and hesitate when i told them i wanted to leave by 1pm so that i could have time to join friends to go to visit the grave of one of our friends. This bothered me.
Everywhere i turn lately i see people that are more concerned with their own lives than those around them. Why is it that it's such a novelty that someone is going to visit a grave on MEMORIAL day? I know that people are trying to be polite but where do they get off saying something like "happy memorial day" to those around them. What, is this Christmas?
I'm not saying that people should go to the parades or wave flags etc on occasions like this. All i'm asking is that they spend a couple minutes remembering what the actual name of the holiday is and put forth half an effort to keep that in mind as they enjoy an extended weekend.
It truly is bull shit to have to deal with slack jawed knuckle heads who are bragging about the size of their grill (penis anyone?) and how good their food will be this weekend when all they can concern themselves with is 'relaxing' and 'getting away' and not taking a few minutes to even acknowledge the underlying reason for their 3 day weekend. Yet another person sighs in frustration because of the extra work that has piled up and emails that must be responded to in order for the world to continue rotating. Yet another person has their BlackBerry out and gets annoyed because some event dared to interrupt their self entitled extended weekend.
I don't know about you but the thought of grilling up these burgers while breaking in my brand new grill is the core reason why this 3 day weekend exists!!!
Excuse me, someone needs me help them pick out some steaks to help them impress their guests for their cook out...
Memorial day in the US is allegedly about remembering both veterans and those who have left the Earth before us. Somewhere along the line, it's original intention has taken a back seat to the overwhelming majority of people who view it as a 3 day weekend to either vacation or to party. How hard is it to take a few minutes out of your 3 day weekend to remember it's focus? Seriously.
I worked all weekend. I am directly responsible for a lot of burgers and a lot of steaks being sold to those that were going to celebrate their extended weekend away from work. Since i had to work on the holiday (monday) i asked for (and got) a shorter day. Everyone at work seemed to pause and hesitate when i told them i wanted to leave by 1pm so that i could have time to join friends to go to visit the grave of one of our friends. This bothered me.
Everywhere i turn lately i see people that are more concerned with their own lives than those around them. Why is it that it's such a novelty that someone is going to visit a grave on MEMORIAL day? I know that people are trying to be polite but where do they get off saying something like "happy memorial day" to those around them. What, is this Christmas?
I'm not saying that people should go to the parades or wave flags etc on occasions like this. All i'm asking is that they spend a couple minutes remembering what the actual name of the holiday is and put forth half an effort to keep that in mind as they enjoy an extended weekend.
It truly is bull shit to have to deal with slack jawed knuckle heads who are bragging about the size of their grill (penis anyone?) and how good their food will be this weekend when all they can concern themselves with is 'relaxing' and 'getting away' and not taking a few minutes to even acknowledge the underlying reason for their 3 day weekend. Yet another person sighs in frustration because of the extra work that has piled up and emails that must be responded to in order for the world to continue rotating. Yet another person has their BlackBerry out and gets annoyed because some event dared to interrupt their self entitled extended weekend.
I don't know about you but the thought of grilling up these burgers while breaking in my brand new grill is the core reason why this 3 day weekend exists!!!
Excuse me, someone needs me help them pick out some steaks to help them impress their guests for their cook out...
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
I am God.
Q: How do I blow off steam after dealing with finding out the car needs brakes, i hate my job, lack of $, people being stupid, family bickering, and a splitting headache?
A: Play god. Seriously. Go out in the yard, dig some holes in the garden, spread my seed (lettuce, carrots, onions) into the ground and then water generously. I am their god. I am the giver of life. I am the bringer of nourishment (water) and protector of their lives (damn those bunnies). I chose who will exist and where. All else is irrelevant. My domain is growing and my followers have been fruitful and multiplied. This pleases me.
Once i put things in perspective like this, the world seems just a little bit better...
A: Play god. Seriously. Go out in the yard, dig some holes in the garden, spread my seed (lettuce, carrots, onions) into the ground and then water generously. I am their god. I am the giver of life. I am the bringer of nourishment (water) and protector of their lives (damn those bunnies). I chose who will exist and where. All else is irrelevant. My domain is growing and my followers have been fruitful and multiplied. This pleases me.
Once i put things in perspective like this, the world seems just a little bit better...
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sarah Connor Chronicles - CANCELED
To those at both Fox and Warner Brothers, a hearty FUCK YOU from the bottom of my heart. Thanks for selling out fans of a sci fi show once again. Thank you for jerking it around and cutting it loose after abusing it like a $3 whore. Thank you for restoring my faith in the idea that the networks care nothing about fans. Thank you for not being clever enough to capitalize on a growing fan base on the eve of an anticipated theatrical release of a sequel to the series.
http://www.fmqinc.com/terminator-cancelled/
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/04/terminator_the_sarah_connor_ch_4.html
I'm going back to downloading all of my tv shows rather than watching the broadcast versions.
http://www.fmqinc.com/terminator-cancelled/
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/04/terminator_the_sarah_connor_ch_4.html
I'm going back to downloading all of my tv shows rather than watching the broadcast versions.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
dreams
Is it better to have never dreamed than to have dreamt and then had those dreams swept away?
How many times can you endure being built up just to have everything crumble before your eyes?
Perhaps ignorance really is bliss.
How many times can you endure being built up just to have everything crumble before your eyes?
Perhaps ignorance really is bliss.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Idle Time
You'd think that while being unemployed now I'd have lots of time to blog and spew my semi-coherent thoughts onto the interwebz. Then you lok at my posting history this month and realize something is missing.
The adjustment to this amount of free time is hard for someone like me who needs structure of stuff going on. I spend a lot of time trying to find things to queue up to do so that i can just be "busy" for a while. This consists of everything from working on a computer, to going for a walk or bike ride, or playing obnoxious amounts of Star Craft. In between all of that excitement I've been teaming up with a friend trying to come up with the next big business idea that will make me rich. Of course these plans won't get off the ground but they seem to have some real potential. Nothing like getting a Philosophy graduate to help you think outside the box!
I think part of what's keeping me from posting lately is i'm afraid to think too deeply these days for fear of shaking my blind confidence and hopes of finding a job again. If i focus in on what's going on around me and the reality i'm going to have to face in the coming months, it's damn scary. The last thing i need to do is get scared or even nervous because my confidence will be shaken when i interview and it's all down hill from there. The best way to prevent that is to just ignore the obvious as long as i can.
Is this a cop out? Maybe i'm in denial. Perhapse i'm subconsciously setting myself up to fail. Can it just be as simple as trying to keep my chin up like everyone tells me to? Do i even believe anymore? Is this the right time to start reevaluating "faith" in general?
See? There's still plenty bouncing around inside the ole skull!!!
The adjustment to this amount of free time is hard for someone like me who needs structure of stuff going on. I spend a lot of time trying to find things to queue up to do so that i can just be "busy" for a while. This consists of everything from working on a computer, to going for a walk or bike ride, or playing obnoxious amounts of Star Craft. In between all of that excitement I've been teaming up with a friend trying to come up with the next big business idea that will make me rich. Of course these plans won't get off the ground but they seem to have some real potential. Nothing like getting a Philosophy graduate to help you think outside the box!
I think part of what's keeping me from posting lately is i'm afraid to think too deeply these days for fear of shaking my blind confidence and hopes of finding a job again. If i focus in on what's going on around me and the reality i'm going to have to face in the coming months, it's damn scary. The last thing i need to do is get scared or even nervous because my confidence will be shaken when i interview and it's all down hill from there. The best way to prevent that is to just ignore the obvious as long as i can.
Is this a cop out? Maybe i'm in denial. Perhapse i'm subconsciously setting myself up to fail. Can it just be as simple as trying to keep my chin up like everyone tells me to? Do i even believe anymore? Is this the right time to start reevaluating "faith" in general?
See? There's still plenty bouncing around inside the ole skull!!!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
MyFace/SpaceBook
Social networking sites have gone from popular, to overboard, to irritating, and now they're getting downright obnoxious. Everyone has to add clutter to their page to show their individuality. I liked facebook once upon a time because it was clean. I did the myspace thing because it was easier to keep tabs on music groups. Myspace was (in my eyes) for people who can't spell HTML and yet wanted a gaudy 'pimped out' page. Facebook was once for those that wanted to stalk easier because of how lax people had their security settings and were gullible enough to fill in all of their personal info.
Today, both sites are overrun with widgets, plugins, apps, and overall bling which i find to be obnoxious. I don't care about what you're doing via twitter, who you superpoked, or what music plays every time someone loads your page.
I've decided to create a name for these people. They will be the ones that 'pimp out' their pages. They are the ones that toss so much multimedia content on their page that it's slow to load irregardless of connection speed and machine performance. These are the people who have a ton of youtube clips embedded in addition to different apps that spam their friends into submission to join them.
Both sites have picked up more and more traits of the other and it's getting difficult to tell them apart. Because of the blending that has happened between both sides, i've decided that they need a new name. A name that not only reflects what has happened to the sites, but also their users.
I propose MyFace.
MyFace will be used by me as an insult referencing these people. MyFace is my new catchall word for these sites and their individuality craving, bling polluting, bandwidth consuming, eye sores that people create.
Oooo... someone has just sent me a beer on MyFace and i need to go return the favor!
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(EDIT)
http://www.myface.com/
Looks like i'm going with spacebook instead of MyFace. Doh!
Today, both sites are overrun with widgets, plugins, apps, and overall bling which i find to be obnoxious. I don't care about what you're doing via twitter, who you superpoked, or what music plays every time someone loads your page.
I've decided to create a name for these people. They will be the ones that 'pimp out' their pages. They are the ones that toss so much multimedia content on their page that it's slow to load irregardless of connection speed and machine performance. These are the people who have a ton of youtube clips embedded in addition to different apps that spam their friends into submission to join them.
Both sites have picked up more and more traits of the other and it's getting difficult to tell them apart. Because of the blending that has happened between both sides, i've decided that they need a new name. A name that not only reflects what has happened to the sites, but also their users.
I propose MyFace.
MyFace will be used by me as an insult referencing these people. MyFace is my new catchall word for these sites and their individuality craving, bling polluting, bandwidth consuming, eye sores that people create.
Oooo... someone has just sent me a beer on MyFace and i need to go return the favor!
***********
(EDIT)
http://www.myface.com/
Looks like i'm going with spacebook instead of MyFace. Doh!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
People Amuse Me
I love people watching. When i do this, some days i can almost hear a British/BBC voice doing a commentary as events are unfolding.
Yesterday the city closed off a major street near me because of a sink hole. Cops blocked both ends of the street and bridge for obvious safety concerns. I wandered over there to check it out for myself as a pedestrian because i honestly had nothing better to do and it was a nice day out.
It was approximately 5pm when i was on the scene. I wish i had a web cam to set up and stream this because it was just too funny for me. Here's a squad car parked blocking traffic with caution tape up and the road is clearly closed. As i walked by i saw no less than 3 cars try to turn onto the street and go under the caution tape. These people were promptly discouraged by a quite angry police officer who was not afraid to yell at them.
Here's an example of what i heard:
"Hey! The road is closed."
"Where do you think you're going?"
(my favorite...)
"Why do you think i'm parked blocking traffic? I don't care if you need to go through. You need to go around. I'm hear to keep you safe and i don't care where you think you need to go."
I've seen similar things happen with people and police officers when they're blocking traffic and it never ceases to amaze me. I normally do my polite head nod or wave acknowledging that i see them and go on about my business while keeping out of their way.
Once upon a time i thought i wanted to be a police officer. For various reasons, i decided that it wasn't for me. I can't help but think what i would have said in those situations. In hindsight i don't think i would have been nearly as diplomatic with these people. Perhaps it's for the better that i never went into that career field after all... :)
*******
Last summer while riding my bike i saw a car cut around an ambulance into oncoming traffic because they clearly were in a hurry. The ambulance hit their lights and waved the person to pull over and proceeded to ream them out. Technically this would be an illegal stop and the ambulance drivers could have gotten in hot water. Yeah. Right. Good luck finding me someone who will prosecute THAT one.
*******
These incidents are funny at face value for me but they're also saddening when i stop to think about it. Is it a lack of respect for authority figures that i see? Is it people being too selfish and into their own personal lives/interests to consider others? Is this summed up as "me first" mentality? Is this just blatant stupidity? Have we as a society lost all sense of etiquette?
I try to not read too much into peoples actions but it's hard. Their actions are funny to me but after a while i can't help but wonder what inspired them. I've always believed that "actions speak louder than words" and so these people are saying a LOT about themselves.
Pardon me for ending abruptly. There's a bridge that's out and i need to go have another laugh at other peoples expense.
Yesterday the city closed off a major street near me because of a sink hole. Cops blocked both ends of the street and bridge for obvious safety concerns. I wandered over there to check it out for myself as a pedestrian because i honestly had nothing better to do and it was a nice day out.
It was approximately 5pm when i was on the scene. I wish i had a web cam to set up and stream this because it was just too funny for me. Here's a squad car parked blocking traffic with caution tape up and the road is clearly closed. As i walked by i saw no less than 3 cars try to turn onto the street and go under the caution tape. These people were promptly discouraged by a quite angry police officer who was not afraid to yell at them.
Here's an example of what i heard:
"Hey! The road is closed."
"Where do you think you're going?"
(my favorite...)
"Why do you think i'm parked blocking traffic? I don't care if you need to go through. You need to go around. I'm hear to keep you safe and i don't care where you think you need to go."
I've seen similar things happen with people and police officers when they're blocking traffic and it never ceases to amaze me. I normally do my polite head nod or wave acknowledging that i see them and go on about my business while keeping out of their way.
Once upon a time i thought i wanted to be a police officer. For various reasons, i decided that it wasn't for me. I can't help but think what i would have said in those situations. In hindsight i don't think i would have been nearly as diplomatic with these people. Perhaps it's for the better that i never went into that career field after all... :)
*******
Last summer while riding my bike i saw a car cut around an ambulance into oncoming traffic because they clearly were in a hurry. The ambulance hit their lights and waved the person to pull over and proceeded to ream them out. Technically this would be an illegal stop and the ambulance drivers could have gotten in hot water. Yeah. Right. Good luck finding me someone who will prosecute THAT one.
*******
These incidents are funny at face value for me but they're also saddening when i stop to think about it. Is it a lack of respect for authority figures that i see? Is it people being too selfish and into their own personal lives/interests to consider others? Is this summed up as "me first" mentality? Is this just blatant stupidity? Have we as a society lost all sense of etiquette?
I try to not read too much into peoples actions but it's hard. Their actions are funny to me but after a while i can't help but wonder what inspired them. I've always believed that "actions speak louder than words" and so these people are saying a LOT about themselves.
Pardon me for ending abruptly. There's a bridge that's out and i need to go have another laugh at other peoples expense.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Ironies in life (II)
- Getting laid off exactly 2 years to the day that i ended my last "professional" job which lead to my ongoing job hunt.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Do Something About It
"If you don't like your situation, then do something about it."
These are words I live by. A long time ago I became empowered the first time I left a job that I didn't like. In hindsight, the feeling was quite liberating. No longer was I stuck going somewhere and doing something i grew to hate. Taking control of my destiny for the first time like that had a lasting impact on me and my approach to life in general today.
How should someone like myself then deal with a person who is in denial over how much they hate their job and has no ambition to advance or even leave? They say they don't hate their job but then all they ever do is bitch about people there. They refuse to even explore other options because they "don't want to compete with those that need it worse".
We all have complaints about work. We all complain to others about some aspect of work. There's nothing wrong with this and it's perfectly healthy.
I understand that insurance is a strong motivating factor for staying somewhere. There's also the fear of the unknown. It's clearly difficult to leave a job for another and expect a similar salary. Is not a pay cut worth the mental health? Does it make sense to stay somewhere that you have no hope for advancement and you voice how much you hate it? I'm not saying you have to have lofty goals and your entire career mapped out. How hard is it to want something just a little better in life?
In my eyes, i equate this as a personality that is destined for abusive relationships. Too and timid to take a stand. Denying their own words and justifying actions as "not all that bad" or "just venting". It's funny. When i hear the complaints about work and the subsequent denials of them, i keep thinking to myself "honestly officer, i just fell!"
These are words I live by. A long time ago I became empowered the first time I left a job that I didn't like. In hindsight, the feeling was quite liberating. No longer was I stuck going somewhere and doing something i grew to hate. Taking control of my destiny for the first time like that had a lasting impact on me and my approach to life in general today.
How should someone like myself then deal with a person who is in denial over how much they hate their job and has no ambition to advance or even leave? They say they don't hate their job but then all they ever do is bitch about people there. They refuse to even explore other options because they "don't want to compete with those that need it worse".
We all have complaints about work. We all complain to others about some aspect of work. There's nothing wrong with this and it's perfectly healthy.
I understand that insurance is a strong motivating factor for staying somewhere. There's also the fear of the unknown. It's clearly difficult to leave a job for another and expect a similar salary. Is not a pay cut worth the mental health? Does it make sense to stay somewhere that you have no hope for advancement and you voice how much you hate it? I'm not saying you have to have lofty goals and your entire career mapped out. How hard is it to want something just a little better in life?
In my eyes, i equate this as a personality that is destined for abusive relationships. Too and timid to take a stand. Denying their own words and justifying actions as "not all that bad" or "just venting". It's funny. When i hear the complaints about work and the subsequent denials of them, i keep thinking to myself "honestly officer, i just fell!"
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
He's an "intelligent" guy...
Intelligent.
in·tel·li·gent
–adjective
1. having good understanding or a high mental capacity; quick to comprehend, as persons or animals: an intelligent student.
2. displaying or characterized by quickness of understanding, sound thought, or good judgment: an intelligent reply.
3. having the faculty of reasoning and understanding; possessing intelligence: intelligent beings in outer space.
4. Computers. pertaining to the ability to do data processing locally; smart: An intelligent terminal can edit input before transmission to a host computer. Compare dumb (def. 8).
5. Archaic. having understanding or knowledge (usually fol. by of).
I hear that word thrown around as an adjective a lot these days. Not really sure if this is a new trend or if it's more coincidental.
What is it then that makes a person earn this description? Is it formal education? Reading habits? Job experience? Comprehension of vague abstract concepts? Or is it others perceptions of you that earn you this branding?
"He's an intelligent guy..."
A formal education doesn't necessarily equate intelligence. I think we all know someone that has an advanced education (degree, certifications, etc) that can be classified as "an educated idiot". Having witnessed this first hand, going to college doesn't necessarily mean that an individual is capable of retaining what they were exposed to. How many times have you taken a class (even in high school) and forgotten the bulk of the information after the final exam? With how common this is for people, is it that far of a stretch of the imagination to assume that this happens on all levels of education? We need only look at pop cultures TV show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" to see first hand how much we feel that we knew at one time but then promptly forgot because it was never reinforced. All you need to do is have a flash back to grammar structure in grade school and you'll know exactly what i'm referring to!
Does the fact that you've read the works Plato and Shakespeare equate as intelligence? Do you earn the brand of "intelligent" based on the fact that you've read a number of books about etymology? If not, then why is it that people continue to refer to a person like that as "intelligent"?
A person who can read a document and comprehend it immediately is considered intelligent. A person who can listen listen to something explained, interact with the presenter, and comprehend the topic is not considered as intelligent because they had to have outside help. Never mind that these are different styles of learning.
I guess i'm not "intelligent" and it's time for me to swallow that bitter pill. I don't read all that much these days and never cared for the deep thinking philosophy or literature genres (history was my passion). I need someone to explain to me abstract concepts rather than reading documentation. I graduated from college but then didn't retain much in most of my subjects (much like my peers). I'm comfortable with this so don't patronize me by calling me something that i'm clearly not.
No one has ever called me "intelligent" and, based on the above criteria, i'm comfortable knowing that they never will.
in·tel·li·gent
–adjective
1. having good understanding or a high mental capacity; quick to comprehend, as persons or animals: an intelligent student.
2. displaying or characterized by quickness of understanding, sound thought, or good judgment: an intelligent reply.
3. having the faculty of reasoning and understanding; possessing intelligence: intelligent beings in outer space.
4. Computers. pertaining to the ability to do data processing locally; smart: An intelligent terminal can edit input before transmission to a host computer. Compare dumb (def. 8).
5. Archaic. having understanding or knowledge (usually fol. by of).
I hear that word thrown around as an adjective a lot these days. Not really sure if this is a new trend or if it's more coincidental.
What is it then that makes a person earn this description? Is it formal education? Reading habits? Job experience? Comprehension of vague abstract concepts? Or is it others perceptions of you that earn you this branding?
"He's an intelligent guy..."
A formal education doesn't necessarily equate intelligence. I think we all know someone that has an advanced education (degree, certifications, etc) that can be classified as "an educated idiot". Having witnessed this first hand, going to college doesn't necessarily mean that an individual is capable of retaining what they were exposed to. How many times have you taken a class (even in high school) and forgotten the bulk of the information after the final exam? With how common this is for people, is it that far of a stretch of the imagination to assume that this happens on all levels of education? We need only look at pop cultures TV show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" to see first hand how much we feel that we knew at one time but then promptly forgot because it was never reinforced. All you need to do is have a flash back to grammar structure in grade school and you'll know exactly what i'm referring to!
Does the fact that you've read the works Plato and Shakespeare equate as intelligence? Do you earn the brand of "intelligent" based on the fact that you've read a number of books about etymology? If not, then why is it that people continue to refer to a person like that as "intelligent"?
A person who can read a document and comprehend it immediately is considered intelligent. A person who can listen listen to something explained, interact with the presenter, and comprehend the topic is not considered as intelligent because they had to have outside help. Never mind that these are different styles of learning.
I guess i'm not "intelligent" and it's time for me to swallow that bitter pill. I don't read all that much these days and never cared for the deep thinking philosophy or literature genres (history was my passion). I need someone to explain to me abstract concepts rather than reading documentation. I graduated from college but then didn't retain much in most of my subjects (much like my peers). I'm comfortable with this so don't patronize me by calling me something that i'm clearly not.
No one has ever called me "intelligent" and, based on the above criteria, i'm comfortable knowing that they never will.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A-Rod and Baseball
Knowing that professional sports have become more business oriented than actual sporting, it's harder and harder for even casual fans to stomach what is happening. In case you've been living under a rock MLB is dealing with skyrocketing salaries, a team that spent 250,000,000 this off season just to sign 3 players, prices continually going up, $6 for a beer served by someone making just over minimum wage, a commissioner that has reportedly earned 18,000,000 last year, and a drug testing policy that is arguably more lax than even the NBA. To sum up the situation, people (not just fans) are getting fed up.
To address the drug/steroid problems, one can't help but come back to the money issues. That being said, I'm trying to avoid that topic but it will come up.
I enjoyed this editorial:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dwyre-a-rod10-2009feb10,0,3614747.column
To address the drug/steroid problems, one can't help but come back to the money issues. That being said, I'm trying to avoid that topic but it will come up.
I enjoyed this editorial:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dwyre-a-rod10-2009feb10,0,3614747.column
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